Well, we are back, and all of us are in one piece. I must say that Disney World should not ever, under any circumstances be considered a vacation. It is some hard work to keep with little mouseketeers all over those parks. However, we had a wonderful time, after we got the hang of it.
For anyone taking a first timer like my kids were, I would suggest giving your self one extra day so that they have time to learn about everything. It can be very overwhelming. Our trip was fabulous and I think that we probably could not pick our favorite park. While the Magic Kingdom is magical as ever, Zach and I also really loved the Animal Kingdom.
Since this is a blog, I would also like to write to the Disney folks and other Disney patrons about how they can make the stay of someone like me absolutely perfect. I entitle this list:
How not to tick me off at Disney World.
1-just give me the dang stroller. obviously i need it.
2-require deodorant of all who enter
3-put tv's playing cartoons in the lines
4-don't stare at me with an ugly face when my child is having a tantrum; in about 2 minutes yours is about to!
5-make all the bathroom stalls big enough for moms who take all the kids in with her
6-don't give ugly looks to the mom who takes a long time in the stall because her two kids are with her and the two year old just flushed her favorite red bow
7-put everything in every line. please dont make me get a hamburger in one line and chicken in another!
8-make your preteen daughter cover her booty and her stomach.
9-make a separate line for obnoxious teens
10-let moms with two or more kids just stay on the ride over and over if the kids are happy!
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